Wednesday, April 11, 2007

The Arctic... it's not just about Aurora Borealis anymore.


This is the only photo out of only a few attempts that turned out... it was -60F without wind... the cold kept killing my camera battery... and I could only go a minute or so with my hands out of my gloves.


So... despite telling people that I was working on a blog... this has turned out to be yet another chance to say "Better late than never?" Apologies for taking so long to get something out to all you kind folks that have been wondering where the hell I am and what ever in the world I've been up to. I'll claim averaging ~ 90 hours a week since the first week of January as my excuse.

It's been a long hard Winter up here. I suppose that seems a bit silly to say given my surroundings but I have to admit I didn't expect things to be as challenging as they have been. Now... for those of you that I've spoken to on the phone recently... don't worry! I didn't start this blog to continue the tirades that I've tended towards over the past few (gulp) months (yikes!) The challenges haven't risen from the weather. They've stemmed more from the consistently long hours (12 hours/day, 7 days/week at a minimum) and the fact that the key to success on the North Slope of Alaska (aka the Slope) is to be the biggest jerk with the least amount of scruples... not something I've set myself to excel at in life... no comments from the peanut gallery.

As with all twists and turns in life there is allways a positive outcome to all situations. At the very least I know what I don't want to spend the rest of my life doing. I've also picked up the following useful information:

  • Metal will in effect burn your skin once it gets cold enough; I have the callouses from opening the pad lock on my office every morning to prove it... and no... I can't wear gloves while spinning those accursed little dials.
  • Generally speaking an adult polar bear has a way bigger paw print than my boot print... yes... a no brainer... but the distinct difference between imagining it and seeing it first hand... right outside my office door... justify this comment.
  • If you are tired enough after spending three days stuck on an offshore, man made island in the Beaufort See with temperatures at -80F due to the +60 mph winds and you've just seen a 1200 lb. polar bear at 50 feet and all the food is in the trailer with you and the "bear hazing" shot gun is in the other trailer... you'll still fall asleep.
  • People don't turn their trucks off in the Arctic... for seven months straight.
  • It's incredibly frustrating to work in the middle of such austere beauty and not be able to get out in it... we are forbidden by law to set foot on the tundra without a very difficult to come by permit... this relegates us to the existing gravel pads and roads or the ice pads and roads that are built in the Winter.
  • You can eat anything if you put enough honey on it.
  • And... right... wrong... or... indifferent... I... really... like... using... an... ellipsis.

That's all for my first post. My goal is to sort through the many photos I've taken and write about the circumstances surrounding the photo itself, the happenings of that day, etc. I may have lost the "fresh take" on my time up here but perhaps you've already gathered from my previous comments that time and a wee bit of perspective is a good thing.

Ah! One more thing... I'm currently living in a construction camp in the Native Village of Nuiqsut. Here is a link to the May 2006 NG cover article discussing the section of the oil field we are in and the impact on Nuiqsut:

http://www7.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/0605/feature1/

It's very informative. I have a few comments on the topics covered that I'll post at a later time.

Hope everyone is well.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

At least this slope doesn't have parasites! Glad to hear you are keeping warm even if its under thirty layers of clothing. I like the blog, keep it up! Come home soon.

Woody and Giovannina said...

Glad to know you're not A) bear food or B) a human popsicle. We miss you here in Seattle and you never did make that famed chocolate cake of yours. We're still waiting. I hope the guys on the slope appreciate your culinary skills.